none of that "throw away your television" bs here! i stand by your side, electronic box of joy.
seriously guys. college = a 1:3 ratio, school to netflix viewing & sleeping.
I'VE JUST ACCEPTED WHAT I'VE BECOME. - that's the first step, that's what i hear anyways.
but, let me just say, there are some things i don't understand.
ONE
dexter and deb are married in real life?!!!!! (now divorced) WHAT. i got through 6 seasons... in one month... and didn't know that ALL ALONG. until 2 episodes were left in the season. all those brotherly/sisterly moments now have underlying sexual tension....
do i need to watch them all over again? what is life?
TWO
i found myself googling "30 rock isn't funny" today. this bothers me because... it's a common fact that... 30 rock is funny. here i am, subconsciously googling it to rationalize a) am i crazy? missing obvious humor? have no sense of humor? b) maybe i just don't find tina fey funny c) do i not get to join the 30 rock cult following now? help, i need something to grasp onto since a certain show is over, h e l p. which leads me to my next point....
THREE (this is me embarrassing myself, YOU'RE WELCOME)
i am OBSESSED with glee. i said it. i actually don't know how to put the degree of severeness of that statement into words... maybe with this....
after months and months of hating on my roommates every tuesday for watching it... that jingle... those corny, belting musical numbers... now. i'm in. i blame fleetwood mac... anyone that knows me knows that i come included with a fleetwood mac soundtrack. everywhere i go. THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED. when the episode rumours aired i was in my room and i heard 'i don't wanna know' blaring from the living room. i was done for. i started at the very beginning and now, look at me. i love their horrible dancing. i love jane lynch. i love mr. schue's extensive vest collection. i love santana lopez. I LOVE THEM ALL (well, kinda, i'll go into that at another date) and, the worst thing is i can't stop... i'm sorry. actually i'm not sorry. who writes jane lynch's lines? i award you with a lifetime achievement, you no further need to accomplish anything else (ever), award. THANK YOU. i'll end with this: (i think i crafted it in my brain while i was sleeping, then it somehow showed up online via funnyordie. dreams do come true) ain't nothin but a glee thang, baby. h8 on me h8rs
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